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Monday, February 6, 2012

SCREAM [1996]

Make Your Last Breath Count



It's all a movie. It's all one great big movie.
Only you can pick your genre.
[Billy]

Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
[Billy]


[Phone Voice]: Do you like scary movies?
[Sydney Prescott]: What's the point? They're all the same.
Some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can't act who is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door.
It's insulting.


[Billy]: You hear that Stu? I think she wants a motive.
Well I don't really belive in motives Sid, I mean did Norman Bates have a motive?
[Stu]: No.
[Billy]: Did we ever find out why Hannibal Lecter liked to eat people? DON'T THINK SO. 
See it's a lot scarier when there's no motive.


There's always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend. 
That's the beauty of it all! Simplicity! 
Besides, if it gets too complicated, you lose your target audience.
[Randy]

If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath - would you be standing in the horror section?
[Randy]

It's the millennium. Motives are incidental.
[Randy]

[Randy]: There are certain RULES that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. 
For instance, number one: you can never have sex. 
BIG NO NO! BIG NO NO! Sex equals death, okay? 
Number two: you can never drink or do drugs.
The sin factor! It's a sin. It's an extension of number one. 
And number three: never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, "I'll be right back." Because you won't be back. 
[Stu]: I'm gettin' another beer, you want one?
[Randy]: Yeah, sure.
[Stu]: I'll be right back.
[Randy]: See, you push the laws and you end up dead. 
Okay, I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife.


No, please don't kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!
[Tatum]



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