Then Comes The Interrogation
I will be watching you and if I find that you are trying to corrupt my
first born child,
I will bring you down, baby.
I will bring you down, baby.
I will bring you down to
Chinatown.
[Jack Byrnes]
[Greg Focker]: Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.
[Jack Byrnes]: I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?
[Late Night Courier]: Gaylord M. Focker?
[Greg Focker]: That's me.
[Jack Byrnes]: I thought your name was Greg.
[Greg Focker]: It is.
[Late Night Courier]: That's not what it says here.
[Greg Focker]: Gaylord is my legal name. Nobody's called me by it since third grade.
[Dennis Byrnes]: Wait a minute, so your name is Gay Focker?
But frankly
sir, I'm a little terrified of being your son-in-law.
This whole weekend
has given me a lot of doubts about whether or not I could even survive
in your family.
I think you've got some serious issues.
[Greg Focker]
[Jack Byrnes]: If you married my daughter, would you support her in the way that she deserves to be supported?
[Greg Focker]: Yes.
[Jack Byrnes]: Would you be honest and faithful to her?
[Greg Focker]: Yes.
[Jack Byrnes]: Will you devote yourself entirely to her for the rest of your life?
[Greg Focker]: Of course.
[Jack Byrnes]: Gaylord Focker, will you be my son-in-law?
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