THE FIRST WIVES CLUB [1996]

Don't Get Mad. Get Everything!

It's the 90s, plastic surgery is like good grooming.

[Elise]

[Elise]: You never even wrote to me!

[Annie]: You were unlisted...

[Elise]: And you always talked about me behind my back!

[Brenda]: Oh, you deserved it!

[Brenda]: When men know women are a certain age...

[Elise]: Good bye love.

[Brenda]: Hello pop-tarts.

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