THE SANTA CLAUSE 2 [2002]

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town

[Principal Carol Newman]: Well, maybe if you spent more time with your son, 

there would be fewer problems.

[Scott Calvin]: Maybe, but then I wouldn't get to spend more time with you. 

It's always such a pleasure.

[Principal Carol Newman]: Oh, a battle of wits. It's a shame that you come unarmed.

[Lucy]: Uncle Scott, are you Santa Claus? 

[Scott Calvin]: What makes you say that? 

[Lucy]: Because you have a reindeer. 

[Scott Calvin]: Lots of people have reindeer. 

[Lucy]: Name five. 

[Lucy]: Are you an elf? 

[Curtis, the Experimental Elf]: Why, no, of course not. 

[Lucy]: Then why do you have pointy ears? 

[Curtis, the Experimental Elf]: Because I didn't eat my green vegetables. 

Do you eat your green vegetables? 

[Lucy, covers her ears]: Uncle Scott! 

[Scott Calvin]: Hey Cupid, why don't you shoot me with one of your darts 

and then I'll fall in love? 

[Cupid]: First of all, they're not darts, they're arrows. Second of all, no can do. 

[Scott Calvin]: Why not? 

[Cupid]: Because they have no effect on us. 

Believe me, if they did, 

I would've shot myself in the butt, met a nice girl, left business years ago. 

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