xXx [2002]

A New Breed Of Secret Agent

So, what's it going to be, Triple X? 

You want to get on a plane, or is 'Kiss my ass, Scarface' your final answer?  

[Gibbons]

You've passed the test. The Gibbons Test.

[Gibbons]

Why is it always the assholes who pass the test?  

[Gibbons]

I like anything fast enough to do something stupid in.  

[Xander Cage]

My kind of people would say, 'Kiss my ass, Scarface.'

[Xander Cage]

I live for this shit.  

[Xander Cage]

Let's get this straight. 

You may not want me here, but I definitely don't want to be here. 

Two, I've never been under anyone's jurisdiction, 

and three, if you're gonna shoot anybody, shoot the monkey that sold you this suit.  

[Xander Cage]

That's clever. 

You know, you almost had me going there for a while. 

I was a bit groggy before, then I started noticing things. 

Like, you got a stockbroker over here, 

all dressed up reading the Financial Times on a Sunday morning when the market's closed. 

Unlikely, but okay, I can go with that. 

I can even go with the stick-up man packing a cop-issue Beretta. 

But you want to know where you blew it? [points at waitress] With her. 

My aunt was in the restaurant business all her life. 

There's no way in hell a career waitress comes to work in high heels. 

She'd have blisters the size of pancakes before lunch. 

And if she ain't real, then this whole thing ain't real. 

That's how I knew this bozo over here wouldn't get a shot off even if we waited till St. Patrick's Day. [fires shotgun at wall] Because there's nothing but blanks in these guns. 

Oh, and no offense, but their performances were terrible.

[Xander Cage]

[Xander Cage]: I bet that flag is a real comfort every time you look in the mirror. 

[Gibbons]: A small price I paid for putting foot to ass for my country.

[Gibbons]: I want you to meet some people and find out whatever you can about them. 

[Xander Cage]: What kind of people?

[Gibbons]: Dirty. Dangerous. Tattooed. Uncivilized. Your kind of people.

[Yelena]: I've been undercover here for two years. 

[Xander Cage]: Two years? What was your plan? To let them die of old age? 

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