LILO & STITCH [2002]

There's One In Every Family

 Dancing Teacher: Lilo, why are you all wet?
 Lilo: It's sandwich day.
 Every Thursday, I take Pudge the fish a peanut-butter sandwich.
 Dancing Teacher: Pudge is a fish?
 Lilo: And today we were out of peanut butter.
 So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said a tuna sandwich.
 I can't give Pudge tuna!
 Do you know what tuna is?
 Dancing Teacher: Fish?
Lilo: It's fish!
If I give Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination!

Nani: Urgh, you're such a pain!
 Lilo: So why don't you sell me and buy a rabbit instead?
 Nani: At least a rabbit would behave better than you!
 Lilo: Go ahead! Then you'll be happy, because it'll be smarter than me, too!
 Nani: And quieter!
 Lilo: You'll like it cause it's stinky, like you!
 Nani: Go to your roommm!!!
Lilo: I'm already in my room! [slam the door]

 Lilo: We're a broken family, aren't we?
 Nani: No...
Maybe a little... [sigh] Maybe a lot.
 I shouldn't have yelled at you.
 Lilo: We're sisters, it's our job.
Nani: Yeah, well, from now on...
Lilo: I like you better as a sister than a mom.
Nani: Yeah?
Lilo: And you like me better as a sister than a rabbit, right?
Nani: Yes... Yes I do.

It's me again.
I need someone to be my friend, someone who won't run away.
Maybe send me an angel, the nicest angel you have.
~Lilo's prayer

626 was designed to be a monster, but now he has nothing to destroy.
I never gave him a greater purpose.
What must it be like to have nothing,
not even memories to visit in the middle of the night?
 ~Dr. Jumba Jookiba

 That's The Ugly Duckling.
See, he's sad because he's all alone and nobody wants him.
But on this page, his family hears him crying and they find him.
Then The Ugly Duckling is happy because he knows where he belongs.
~Lilo

Nani: No! You're not taking her!
I'm the only one who understand her.
You take that away, she won't stand a chance!
Mr. Bubbles: You're making this harder than it needs to be.
Nani: But you don't know what you're doing!
She needs me!
Mr. Bubbles: Is this what she needs? [point at her burnt house]
It seems clear to me that you need her a lot more than she needs you.

Lilo: You came back.
Stitch: Nobody gets left behind.

Dr. Jumba: I think I should...
Grand Councilwoman: You! You're the cause of all this!
If it wasn't for your Experiment 626, none of this...
Stitch: Stitch.
Grand Councilwoman: What?
Stitch: My name Stitch.
Grand Councilwoman: Stitch, then.
If it wasn't for Stitch... [awkward silence]
Stitch: Does Stitch have to go in the ship?
Grand Councilwoman: Yes...
Stitch: Can Stitch say goodbye?
Grand Councilwoman: Yes.
Stitch: Thank you.

Take note of this.
This creature has been sentenced to life in exile, 
a sentence that shall be henceforth served out here on Earth.
And as caretaker of the alien life form, Stitch, 
this family is now under the official protection of The United Galactic Federation.
We'll be checking in now and then.
~Grand Councilwoman


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xXx [2002]

A New Breed Of Secret Agent

So, what's it going to be, Triple X? 

You want to get on a plane, or is 'Kiss my ass, Scarface' your final answer?  

[Gibbons]

You've passed the test. The Gibbons Test.

[Gibbons]

Why is it always the assholes who pass the test?  

[Gibbons]

I like anything fast enough to do something stupid in.  

[Xander Cage]

My kind of people would say, 'Kiss my ass, Scarface.'

[Xander Cage]

I live for this shit.  

[Xander Cage]

Let's get this straight. 

You may not want me here, but I definitely don't want to be here. 

Two, I've never been under anyone's jurisdiction, 

and three, if you're gonna shoot anybody, shoot the monkey that sold you this suit.  

[Xander Cage]

That's clever. 

You know, you almost had me going there for a while. 

I was a bit groggy before, then I started noticing things. 

Like, you got a stockbroker over here, 

all dressed up reading the Financial Times on a Sunday morning when the market's closed. 

Unlikely, but okay, I can go with that. 

I can even go with the stick-up man packing a cop-issue Beretta. 

But you want to know where you blew it? [points at waitress] With her. 

My aunt was in the restaurant business all her life. 

There's no way in hell a career waitress comes to work in high heels. 

She'd have blisters the size of pancakes before lunch. 

And if she ain't real, then this whole thing ain't real. 

That's how I knew this bozo over here wouldn't get a shot off even if we waited till St. Patrick's Day. [fires shotgun at wall] Because there's nothing but blanks in these guns. 

Oh, and no offense, but their performances were terrible.

[Xander Cage]

[Xander Cage]: I bet that flag is a real comfort every time you look in the mirror. 

[Gibbons]: A small price I paid for putting foot to ass for my country.

[Gibbons]: I want you to meet some people and find out whatever you can about them. 

[Xander Cage]: What kind of people?

[Gibbons]: Dirty. Dangerous. Tattooed. Uncivilized. Your kind of people.

[Yelena]: I've been undercover here for two years. 

[Xander Cage]: Two years? What was your plan? To let them die of old age? 

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THE SANTA CLAUSE 2 [2002]

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town

[Principal Carol Newman]: Well, maybe if you spent more time with your son, 

there would be fewer problems.

[Scott Calvin]: Maybe, but then I wouldn't get to spend more time with you. 

It's always such a pleasure.

[Principal Carol Newman]: Oh, a battle of wits. It's a shame that you come unarmed.

[Lucy]: Uncle Scott, are you Santa Claus? 

[Scott Calvin]: What makes you say that? 

[Lucy]: Because you have a reindeer. 

[Scott Calvin]: Lots of people have reindeer. 

[Lucy]: Name five. 

[Lucy]: Are you an elf? 

[Curtis, the Experimental Elf]: Why, no, of course not. 

[Lucy]: Then why do you have pointy ears? 

[Curtis, the Experimental Elf]: Because I didn't eat my green vegetables. 

Do you eat your green vegetables? 

[Lucy, covers her ears]: Uncle Scott! 

[Scott Calvin]: Hey Cupid, why don't you shoot me with one of your darts 

and then I'll fall in love? 

[Cupid]: First of all, they're not darts, they're arrows. Second of all, no can do. 

[Scott Calvin]: Why not? 

[Cupid]: Because they have no effect on us. 

Believe me, if they did, 

I would've shot myself in the butt, met a nice girl, left business years ago. 

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THE BOURNE IDENTITY [2002]

He Was The Perfect Weapon 

Until He Became The Target

Jason Bourne is dead, you hear me? 

He drowned two weeks ago. 

You're gonna go tell 'em that Jason Bourne is dead, you understand?  

I swear to God, if I even feel somebody behind me, 

there is no measure to how fast and how hard I will bring this fight to your doorstep. 

I'm on my own side now. 

[Jason Bourne]

Now Jason, this only goes two ways. 

Either you come in and let us make this right, 

or we're going to have to keep going until we're satisfied. 

[Conklin]

[Marie]: What are you looking at? 

[Jason Bourne]: I heard you inside. 

[Marie]: What? 

[Jason Bourne]: The consulate. I heard you talking? 

I thought maybe we could help each other. 

[Marie]: How's that?

[Jason Bourne]: You need money. I need a ride outta here. 

[Marie]: I'm not running a car service just now, thank you. 

[Jason Bourne]: I'll give you ten thousand dollars for driving me to Paris. 

[Marie, in German]: What, do you think I am, a fool? 

[Jason Bourne, in German]: You'd be a fool not to take it. 

[Marie]: What is this, a joke? Some kind of scam? 

[Jason Bourne, tosses her the packet of bills]: No, it's no scam. 

And I'll give you another ten when we get there.

[Marie]: Jesus. 

[while she leafs through the bills, a police car with siren wailing passes them, 

and he quickly turns away] 

[Marie]: Is that for you? 

[Jason Bourne]: Look. You drive, I pay, it's that simple. 

[Marie]: Scheisse. I got enough trouble, okay? 

[Jason Bourne]: Okay. Can I have my money back? 

[A moment later, he is in the passenger seat while she drives]

[Jason Bourne]: Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports and a gun? 

Who has a bank account number in their hip? 

I come in here, 

and the first thing I'm doing is I'm catching the sightlines and looking for an exit. 

[Marie]: I see the exit sign, too, I'm not worried. 

I mean, you were shot. 

People do all kinds of weird and amazing stuff when they are scared. 

[Jason Bourne]: I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars outside. 

I can tell you that our waitress is left-handed 

and the guy sitting up at the counter weighs two hundred fifteen pounds 

and knows how to handle himself. 

I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab or the gray truck outside, 

and at this altitude, I can run flat out for a half mile before my hands start shaking. 

Now why would I know that? 

How can I know that and not know who I am? 

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ROAD TO PERDITION [2002]

Every Father Is A Hero To His Son

Natural law. Sons are put on this earth to trouble their fathers.  

[John Rooney]

A man of honor always pays his debts... and keeps his word.  

[John Rooney]

It's all business. That's what you fail to grasp. 

And in business, you must have something to trade. 

And you, Mr. Sullivan, have nothing to trade. 

Especially not for anyone as valuable as Connor Rooney.  

[Alexander Rance]

There are many stories about Michael Sullivan. 

Some say he was a decent man. 

Some say there was no good in him at all. 

But I once spent 6 weeks on the road with him, in the winter of 1931. 

This is our story.  

[Michael Sullivan, Jr.]

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