MEET THE PARENTS [2000]

First Comes Love

Then Comes The Interrogation

I will be watching you and if I find that you are trying to corrupt my first born child, 
I will bring you down, baby. 

I will bring you down to Chinatown. 

[Jack Byrnes]

[Pam Byrnes]: I had no idea you could milk a cat!

[Greg Focker]: Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples. 

[Jack Byrnes]: I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me? 

[Late Night Courier]: Gaylord M. Focker? 

[Greg Focker]: That's me. 

[Jack Byrnes]: I thought your name was Greg.

[Greg Focker]: It is.

[Late Night Courier]: That's not what it says here.

[Greg Focker]: Gaylord is my legal name. Nobody's called me by it since third grade. 

[Dennis Byrnes]: Wait a minute, so your name is Gay Focker? 

I love your daughter, Jack. I love her more than anything. 

But frankly sir, I'm a little terrified of being your son-in-law. 

This whole weekend has given me a lot of doubts about whether or not I could even survive in your family. 

I think you've got some serious issues. 

[Greg Focker]

[Jack Byrnes]: If you married my daughter, would you support her in the way that she deserves to be supported?

[Greg Focker]: Yes.

[Jack Byrnes]: Would you be honest and faithful to her? 

[Greg Focker]: Yes. 

[Jack Byrnes]: Will you devote yourself entirely to her for the rest of your life? 

[Greg Focker]: Of course.

[Jack Byrnes]: Gaylord Focker, will you be my son-in-law?

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