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Saturday, January 25, 2014

TRANSFORMERS 2: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN [2009]

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Revenge Takes Many Forms
For the last 2 years, 
an advanced team of new Autobots has taken refuge here under my commands.
Together, we form an alliance with the humans: 
a secret but brave squat of soldiers, a classified strike team called NEST.
We hunt for what remains of our Decepticon foes,
hiding in different countires around the world.
~Optimus Prime

Ironhide: Punk-ass, Decepticon!
Optimus Prime: Any last words?
Wheelbot: This is not your planet to rule. The Fallen shall rise again.
Epps: That doesn't sound good.
Optimus Prime: Not today. [shoot Wheelbot]

When you go, he goes.
I cannot live with a psychotic alien in my garage!
~Judy Witwicky, about Bumblebee

You're an Autobot.
You shouldn't be living in my dad's garage.
You're suffocating in here. You deserve better than this.
The guardian thing is done. You did your job. I'm safe now.
You need to go be with Optimus Prime and the others.
~Sam, to Bumblebee.

You'll always be my first car.
Love you, Bee.
~Sam, to Bumblebee

You gotta wonder, if God made us in his image, who made him?
~Epps, about Optimus Prime

Galloway: Under the classified Alien/Autobot Cooperation Act,
you agreed to share your intel with us, but not your advancements in weaponry.
Optimus Prime: We've witnessed your human capacity for war.
It would absolutely bring more harm than good.
Galloway: But who are you to judge what's best for us?
Lennox: With all due respect, we've been fighting side by side in the field for 2 years.
Epps: We've shed blood, sweat, and precious metal together.
Galloway, to Epps: Soldier, you're paid to shoot, not talk.
Epps, mumbling: Don't tempt me!
Galloway: And the newest members of your team...
I understand they arrived here after you sent a message into space,
an open invitation to come to earth,
vetted by no one at The White House.
General Morshower: Let me stop you right there, Mr. Galloway.
It was vetted right here.
And in my experience, the judgement of both Major Lennox and his team
has always been above reproach.
Galloway: Well, be that as it may, General,
it is the position of the President that when our national security is at stake,
no one is above reproach.

Galloway: So let me ask, 
if we ultimately conclude that our national security is best served
by denying your further asylum on our planet,
will you leave peacefully?
Optimus Prime: Freedom is your right.
If you make that request, we will honor it.
But before your President decides, please ask him this.
What if we leave, and you're wrong?

Optimus Prime: I'm here for your help, Sam,
because your leaders believe we brought vengeance upon your planet.
Perhaps they are right.
That is why they must be reminded by another human of the trust we share.
Sam: This isn't my war.
Optimus Prime: Not yet, but I fear it soon will be.

Sam: I'm sorry, I really am.
Optimus Prime: Sam, fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing.
Sam: You're Optimus Prime, you don't need me.
Optimus Prime: We do, more than you know.

Fallen: For millenia, I have dreamed of my return to that wretched planet
where I, too, was once betrayed by The Primes I called my brothers.
Only a Prime can defeat me, and now, only one remains.
Megatron: Optimus! He protects the boy.
Fallen: Then the boy will lead us to him and revenge will be ours.


[whispering argue at the library]
Mikaela: I can tell that you really missed me a lot, Sam!
Sam: Look, it's not my fault, okay?
Mikaela: It's not your fault?
Sam: Listen, I'm a victim!
Mikaela: You're a victim? Of what? A little 80-pound girl?
Sam: Of molestation.
It was like getting humped in the neck by a mountain ox!
Mikaela: You didn't have to put your tongue in her mouth!
Sam: I didn't!
Mikaela: You did!
Sam: Look, you ever had your stomach tongued by a mountain ox with a 5-foot tongue?
It's not fun for me, okay, Mikaela.
And it smelled like... like diesel! Like a diesel-y tinge to it!
Mikaela: You're such a little girl!


Revenge is mine.
~Fallen


I spent my whole adult life combing the planet for aliens,
and you're carrying around one in your purse like a little chihuahua.
~Simmons

Jetfire: I change sides to The Autobots.
Sam: What do you mean 'changed sides'?
Jetfire: It's a choice. It's an intensely personal decision.
So much negativity.
Who wants to live a life filled with hate?


Somewhere buried in this desert, our ancestors built a great machine.
It harvest Energon by destroying suns.
In the beginning, there were 7 Primes, our original leaders.
And they set out into the universe, seeking distant suns to harvest.
The Primes set out with one rule, never destroy a planet with life,
until one of them try to defy this rule.
And his name forevermore was The Fallen.
He despised the human race and he wanted to kill you all by turning on that machine.
The only way to activate it is with a legendary key called The Matrix of Leadership.
A great battle took place over possession of The Matrix.
The Fallen was stronger than his brothers, 
so they had no choice but to steal and hide it from him.
In the ultimate sacrifice, they gave their lives to seal The Matrix away,
in a tomb made of their very own bodies, a tomb we cannot find.
Somewhere, buried in this desert, that deadly machine remains.
The Fallen knows where it is and if he finds the tomb of The Primes,
your world will be no more.
~Jetstar

Sam: Then how do you get us to The Matrix before The Decepticons get to me?
Jetstar: Follow your mind, your map, your symbols.
What you carved in the sands, it's your clue.
"When dawn alights The Dagger's Tip, Three Kings will reveal the doorway".
Find the doorway! Go now, go!
That was my mission. It's your mission now!

Do you realize that I just flew 3000 miles to keep you from getting killed?
Who else could be your girlfriend, Sam?
Look at the things I go through with you.
~Mikaela Banes


Mikaela: You can't bring him back, Sam. There's nothing left.
Sam: Look! Look around you!
We didn't just go through everything we went through for no reason at all
to just have it end like this.
There is a reason that we are here.
The voices and the symbols in my head led us here for a purpose.
[Sam collecting The Matrix dust into his sock]
Everyone' s after me because of what I know,
and what I know is that this is going to work.
Mikaela: How do you know it's gonna work?
Sam: Because I believe it.

Remember what I did to my country.
This is my moment.
~Simmons

We have been watching you a long, long time.
You have fought for Optimus, our last descendant, 
with courage and with sacrifice, the virtues of a leader.
A leader worthy of our secret.
The Matrix of Leadership os not found, it is earned.
Return now to Optimus.
Merge The Matrix with his spark.
It is, and always has been, your destiny.
~The Primes

All my decepticon life, I never did a thing worth doing until now.
Optimus, take my parts and you will have a power you've never known.
Fulfill your destiny.
~Jetstar

I rise, you fall.
~Optimus Prime, after tore apart Fallen's face

Not to call you a coward, Master.
But sometimes cowards do survive.
~Starscream

Optimus Prime: Thank you, Sam, for saving my life.
Sam: Welcome.
Thank you for believing in me.

Our races united by a history long forgotten, and a future we shall face together.
I am Optimus Prime and I send this message so that our pasts will always be remembered,
for in those memories, we live on.
~Optimus Prime




*****

Monday, October 28, 2013

TRANSFORMERS [2007]

Transformers
Their War. Our World.

Before time began, there was The Cube.
We know not where it comes from, 
only that it holds the power to create worlds and fill them with life.
That is how our race was born.
For a time we lived in harmony,
but like all great power, some wanted it for good, others for evil.
And so began the war,
a war that ravaged our planet until it was consumed by death,
and The Cube was lost to the far reaches of space.
We scattered across the galaxy, hoping to find it and rebuild our home,
searching every star, every world.
And just when all hope seemed lost,
message of a new discovery drew us to an unknown planet called Earth.
But we were already too late.
~Optimus Prime

Let me tell you something, son.
A driver don't pick the car, the car'll pick the driver
It's a mystical bond between man and machine.
~Bobby Bolivia

Maggie Madsen: Sir, I'm just trying to say, they hacked your firewall in 10 seconds.
Okay, even a supercomputer with a brute force attack would take 20 years to do that.
The signal pattern is learning.
It's envolving on its own.
And you need to move fast Fourier transfers and start considering quantum mechanics.
General: There is nothing on earth that complex.
Maggie Madsen: What about an organism? A living organism?
Maybe some kind of DNA-based computer?
And I know that sounds crazy...
Defense Secretary: That's enough, that's enough.
We have 6 floors of analysts working on this thing.
Now if you can find proof to back-up your theory, I'm gonna be happy to listen to you.
But if you don't get a filter on that brain-mouth thing, you're gonna be off team.
You understand?

[been attacking by Scorponok]
Capt. William Lennox, on the phone: This is an emergency Pentagon call!!
I need you to...
Do you understand?
It's an emergency Pentagon...
[the bomb blows near him]
Capt. William Lennox: I DON'T HAVE A CREDIT CARD!!!
Operator, bored: Sir, the attitude is not going to speed things up any bit at all.
I'm going to ask you to speak into the mouthpiece very clearly.
Capt. William Lennox: I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WAR!!!
This is frigging ridiculous!
[running to Epps]
I need a credit card!
Epps, where's your wallet?
Serg. Epps, while shooting the Scorponok: Pocket!
Capt. William Lennox: Which pocket?
Serg. Epps, still shooting: My back pocket!
Capt. William Lennox: You got 10 back pockets!
Serg. Epps: LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK!
Capt. William Lennox, after got Epps' credit card: Okay, it's Visa!
Operator: Also, sir, have you heard our premium plus world service gold package?
Capt. William Lennox: No! I don't want a premium package!
Epps! Pentagon!
[throw the phone to Epps]

I ain't never seen this in my life!
Need gunships on station, ASAP!
~Serg. Epps

Mikaela, about Bumblebee: What is it?
Sam: It's a robot.
But like a... like a different... you know... like a super-advanced robot.
It's probably Japanese. Yeah, it's definitely Japanese.


Bumblebee turns into a Camaro and open his door: Anymore questions you want to ask?
Sam: He wants us to get in the car.
Mikaela: And go where?
Sam: 50 years from now, when you're looking back at your life,
don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car?

Mikaela: You know what I don't understand?
Why if he's supposed to be, like, this super-advanced robot,
does he transform back into this piece-of-crap Camaro?
[Bumblebee stop riding, open the door and let Sam and Mikaela out of the car]
Sam: Oh, see? No... Get...
No, that doesn't work, see?
Great, now... See?
[Bumblebee left them on sidewalk]
Sam: Fantastic! Now you pissed him off!
That car is sensitive.
I mean, $4000 just drove off.

Optimus Prime: Are you Samuel James Witwicky, descendant of Archibald Witwicky?
Mikaela: They know your name...
Sam: Yeah...
Optimus Prime: My name is Optimus Prime.
We are autonomous robotic organisms from the planet Cybertron.
Ratchet: But you can call us Autobots for short.
Sam: Autobots...
Jazz: What's cracking, little bitches?
Optimus Prime: My first lieutenant, designation, Jazz.
Jazz: This looks like a cool place to kick it.
Sam: What is that?
How did he learn to talk like that?
Optimus Prime: We've learned earth languages through the world wide web.
My weapon specialist, Ironhide.
Ironhide: You feeling lucky, punk?
Optimus Prime: Easy, Ironhide...
Ironhide: Just kidding.
I just wanted to show him my cannons.
Optimus Prime: Our medical officer, Ratchet.
Ratchet: The boy's pheromone level suggests he wants to mate with the female.
[Sam and Mikaela are blushing]
Optimus Prime: You already know your guardian, Bumblebee.
Sam: Bumblebee, right...
Bumblebee: Check on the rep, yep, second to none.
Sam: So you're my guardian, huh?
Ratchet: His vocal processors were damaged in battle.
I'm still working on them.


Mikaela: Why are you here?
Optimus Prime: We are looking for The All Spark.
And we must find it before Megatron.
Sam: Mega-what?
Optimus Prime: Our planet once a powerful empire, peaceful and just,
until we were betrayed by Megatron, leader of The Decepticons.
All who defied them were destroyed.
Our war finally consumed the planet and The All Spark was lost to the stars.
Megatron followed it to earth, where Captain Witwicky found him...
Sam: My grandfather...
Optimus Prime: It was an accident that intertwined our fates.
Megatron crash-landed before he could retrieve The Cube.
He accidentally activated this navigation system.
The coordinates the The Cube's location on earth were imprinted on his glasses.
Sam: How'd you know about his glasses?
Optimus Prime: eBay.
Sam: eBay...
Ratchet: If The Decepticons find The All Spark, 
they will use its power to transform earth's machine and build a new army.
Optimus Prime: And the human race will be extinguished.
Sam Witwicky, you hold the key to earth's survival.
Mikaela: Please tell me that you have those glasses.

Ironhide: Why are we fighting to save the humans?
They're primitive and violent race.
Optimus Prime: Were we so different?
They're a young species. They have much to learn.
But I've seen goodness in them.
Freedom is the right of all sentient beings. 
You all know there's only one way to end this war.
We must destroy The Cube.
If all else fails, I will unite it with the spark in my chest.
Ratchet: That's suicide!
The Cube is raw power. It could destroy you both!
Optimus Prime: A necessary sacrifice to bring peace to this planet.
We can not let the humans pay for our mistakes.
It's been an honor serving with you all.

Capt. William Lennox: All right, I can't leave my guys back there, so here, take this flare.
Okay, there's a tall white building with statues on top.
Go to the roof. Set the flare.
Sam: No!
Capt. William Lennox: Signal the chopper and set the flare.
Sam: No, no, I can't do this!
Capt. William Lennox: Listen to me, you're soldier now! Alright?!
I need you to take this Cube, get into military hands while we hold them off,
or a lot of people are gonna die!

Sam, no matter what happens,
I'm really glad I got in that car with you.
~Mikaela

Megatron: Human don't deserve to live.
Optimus Prime: They deserve to choose for themselves.
Megatron: Then you will die with them!
Join them in extinction!

Is it fear or courage that compels you, fleshling?
Give me The All Spark and you may live to be my pet.
~Megatron



Sam, I owe you my life.
We are in your debt.
~Optimus Prime


With The All Spark gone, we can not return life to our planet.
And fate has yielded its reward, a new world call home.
We live among its people now, hiding in plain sight,
but watching over them in secret, waiting... protecting.
I have witnessed their capacity for courage.
And though we are worlds apart, like us, 
there's more to them than meets the eye.
I'm Optimus Prime 
and I send this message to any surviving autobots taking refuge among the stars.
We are here...
We are waiting...


*****

Sunday, May 19, 2013

CONSTANTINE [2005]

Hell Wants Him
Heaven Won't Take Him
Earth Needs Him


"He who possesses the Spear of Destiny holds the fate of the world in his hands."
 The Spear of Destiny has been missing since the end of World War II.

This is Constantine.
John Constantine, asshole.
~Constantine

Dr. Leslie: 20 years ago, you didn't wanna be here. Now you don't wanna leave.
[Constantine lights his cigarette]
Yeah, that's a good idea.
John, you really need to prepare. Make arrangements.
Constantine: No need. I already know exactly where I'm going.

Beeman: So, what the action?
Constantine: I just pulled a soldier demon out of a little girl.
Looked like it was trying to come through.
Yeah, I know how it sounds.
Beeman: No, we're finger puppets to them, John, not doorways.
They can work us, but they can't come through onto our plane.
Constantine: Check the scrolls anyway. See if there's any precedent.

Gabriel: You still trying to buy your way into heaven?
Constantine: What about the minions I've sent back?
That alone should guarantee my entry.
Gabriel: How many times have I told you? That's not the way this works.
Constantine: Why, haven't I served Him enough?
What does He want from me?
Gabriel: Only the usual. Self-sacrifice, belief.
Constantine: Oh, I believe, for chrissake.
Gabriel: No, no, you know, and there's a difference. You've seen.
Constantine: I never asked to see. I was born with this curse.
Gabriel: A gift, John. One that you've squandered on selfish endeavors.
Constantine: I'm pulling demons out of little girls. Who's that for?
Gabriel: Everything you've ever done, you've only ever done for yourself.
To earn your way back into His good graces.
Constantine: Impossible rules, endless regulations, who goes up, who goes down and why.
[throw the Bible] You don't even understand us.
You're the one who should go to hell, half-breed.

Constantine: Why me, Gabriel? It's personal, isn't it?
I didn't go to church enough, I didn't pray enough, I was 5 bucks short in the collection plate. Why?
Gabriel: You are going to die young because you smoked 30 cigarettes a day since you were 15.
And you're going to go to hell because of the life you took.
You're fucked.

 Constantine: What if I told you that God and the devil made a wager, 
a kind of standing bet for the souls of all mankind?
Angela: I'd tell you to stay on your meds.
Constantine: Humor me.
No direct contact with humans. That would be the rule. Just influence. See who would win.
Angela: Okay, I'm humoring you. Why?
Constantine: Who knows. Maybe just for the fun of it. No telling.
Angela: Oh, so it's fun.
It's fun when a man beats his wife to death, when a mother drowns her baby.
And you think the devil is responsible?
People are evil, Mr. Constantine. People.
Constantine: You're right. We're born capable of terrible things.
Then sometimes something else comes along and gives us just the right nudge.
Angela: This has been real educational, but I don't believe in the devil.
Constantine: You should. He believes in you.


Constantine: When I was a kid, I can see things. 
Things humans aren't supposed to see. Things you shouldn't have to see.
My parents were normal. They did what most parents would do. They made it worse.
You think you're crazy long enough. You find your way out.
Angela: You tried to kill yourself.
Constantine: I didn't try anything.
Officially, I was dead for 2 minutes.
But when you cross over, time stops. Take it from me, 2 minutes in hell is a lifetime.
When I came back, I knew, all the things I could see were real.
Heaven and hell are right here. Behind every wall, every window.
The world behind the world, and we're smack in the middle.
Angels and demons can't cross over onto our plane.
So instead we get what I call half-breeds. The influence peddlers.
They can only whisper in our ears, but a single word can give you courage
or turn your favorite pleasure into your worst nightmare.
Those with the demon's touch, like those part angel, living alongside us.
They call it the balance.
I call it hypocritical bullshit.
So when a half-breed breaks the rules, I deport their sorry ass straight back to hell.
I don't get them all, but I've been hoping to get enough to ensure my retirement.
Angela: I don't understand.
Constantine: I'm a suicide, Angela.
When I die, the rules say I've just got one place to go.
Angela: You're trying to but your way into heaven.
Constantine: What would you do if you were sentenced to a prison
where half the inmates were put there by you?
Angela: I guess God has a plan for all of us.
Constantine: God's a kid with an ant farm, lady.
He's not planning anything.


Angela: John, there is no 17th act in Corinthians.
Constantine: Corinthians goes to 21 acts in the Bible in hell.
Angela: They have Bibles in hell.
Constantine: Paints a different view of Revelations.
Says the world will not end by God's hand, but be reborn in the embrace of the damned.
Though if you ask me, fire's fire.
Beeman, over the phone: Oh my, this is certainly not good.
"The sins of the father would only be exceeded by the sins of the son."
Angela: Whose son?
Constantine: But he can't cross over, B. Impossible to cross over.
Angela: Whose son? God's son?
Constantine: No, the other one. Devil had a son, too.
Beeman: This is the sign of Mammon, the son of the devil.
It says here, Mammon has no patience for his father's rule and yearns to forge his own kingdom of fire and blood.
Mammon would be the last demon we'd ever want crossing over to our plane.
It says first Mammon would have to possess a very, very powerful psychic.
Angela: Isabel.
Beeman: But that wouldn't be enough.
To cross over, Mammon would need divine assistance.
To cross over, Mammon would need the help of God.
Constantine: The help of God?
Beeman: John, look, I know you've never had much faith, you've never had much reason to,
but that doesn't mean that we don't have faith in you.


Constantine: You don't wanna know what's out there, trust me.
Angela: I'm stronger than Isabel.
Constantine: Your sister embraced her gift, you denied yours. Denial is a better idea.
It's why you're still alive.
Stick with me, that will change.
I don't need another ghost following me.


Angela: So, why water?
Constantine: It's a universal conduit.
Lubricates the transition from one plane to another.

Angela: Can you just kill him? What about the balance?
Constantine: Half-breed tipped the scales when he started killing my friends.
I'm just adding some counterweight.


Half-breeds are most vulnerable when their outer skin is breached by holy water.
Certain objects, most notably either of the 2 crosses of Isteria, 
have been used by even the unordained to bless commonly occurring waters, even rain.
~Chas Kramer

Constantine: And the wicked shall inherit the earth.
Gabriel: You judging me now, John?
Constantine: Betrayal, murder, genocide, call me provincial.
Gabriel: I am simply seeking to inspire mankind to all that was intended.
Constantine: By handing earth over to the son of the devil?
Help me here. 
Gabriel: You're handed this precious gift, right?
Each one of you granted redemption from the Creator.
Murderers, rapists and molesters, all of you, you just have to repent and God takes you into His bosom.
In all the worlds in all the universe, no other creature can make such a boast, save man.
It's not fair.
If sweet, sweet God loves you so, then I'll make you worthy of his love.
I've been watching you for a long time.
It's only in the face of horror that you truly find your nobler selves.
And you can be so noble.
So, I'll bring you pain. I'll bring you horror. So that you may rise above it.
So that those of you who survive this reign of hell on earth will be worthy of God's love.
Constantine: Gabriel, you're insane.

I know I'm not one of Your favorites.
I'm not even welcome in Your house.
But I could use a little attention.
Please.
~John Constantine

Lucifer: Yeah, what do you want? An extension?
Constantine: The sister, Isabel...
Lucifer: What about her?
Constantine: Let her go home.
Lucifer: You're willing to give up your life so she can go to heaven?
Fine! It's done.
Time to go, John.






*****