THE FIRST WIVES CLUB [1996]

Don't Get Mad. Get Everything!

It's the 90s, plastic surgery is like good grooming.

[Elise]

[Elise]: You never even wrote to me!

[Annie]: You were unlisted...

[Elise]: And you always talked about me behind my back!

[Brenda]: Oh, you deserved it!

[Brenda]: When men know women are a certain age...

[Elise]: Good bye love.

[Brenda]: Hello pop-tarts.

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FATHER OF THE BRIDE [1991]

 Love Is Wonderful. 

Until It Happens To Your Only Daughter.

Well, that's the thing about life, is the surprises, 

the little things that sneak up on you and grab hold of you. 

[George]

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