IN HER SHOES [2005]

Friends. Rivals. Sisters.

The art of losing isn't hard to master; 

so many things seem... filled... with the intent to be lost that their loss is no disaster. 

Lose something every day. 

Accept the fluster of lost door keys, the hour badly spent. 

The art of losing isn't hard to master. 

I lost two cities, lovely ones. 

And, vaster, some realms I owned, two rivers, a continent. 

 I miss them, but it wasn't a disaster. 

Even losing you... the joking voice, a gesture I love... I shan't have lied. 

It's evident the art of losing's not too hard to master though it may look like... 

Write it!... like disaster.

[Maggie Feller]

You're not going to look like this forever, you know. 

Eventually you'll be older, 

and all of the men who foot your bill now will be buying drinks for women half your age 

and then what will you do? 

Well, you'd better think of something because middle-aged tramps aren't cute, 

they're pathetic. 

[Rose Feller]

[Maggie Feller]: Shoes like these should not be locked in a closet! 

They should be living a life of scandal, 

and pasion and getting screwed in an alleyway by a billionaire 

while his frigid wife waits in the limo thinking that he just went back into the bar to get his cellphone. 

These are cute too. 

[Rose Feller]: Please tell me you just made that up.

[Maggie Feller]: Look, if you're not going to wear them... don't buy them! 

Leave them for someone who's going to get something out of them. 

[Rose Feller]: I get something out of them! 

When I feel bad I like to treat myself. 

 Clothes never look any good... food just makes me fatter... shoes always fit.

[Ella Hirsch]: Wrong dresser. It's in the sock drawer.

[Maggie Feller]: What?

[Ella Hirsch]: My cash. That's what you were looking for, right? That's what you want.

[Maggie Feller]: No! god!

[Ella Hirsch, sigh]: Oh, well. 

I guess after being absent for some 20-odd years 

I can't expect you to want to have a relationship with me. 

How much? 

[Maggie Feller]: How much what?

[Ella Hirsch]: MONEY, Maggie! How much money were you hoping to get from me?

[Maggie Feller]: ...I don't know.

[Ella Hirsch]: Yes, you do. 

[Maggie Feller]: I want to go to New York. Maybe act. I think I'd be good at it.

[Ella Hirsch]: Humph, clearly!... How much do you need? 

[Maggie Feller]: Three-grande.

[Ella Hirsch]: THAT you would not have found in the sock drawer... 

How much do you have? 

[Maggie doesn't respond. Ella nods]

[Ella Hirsch]: I won't give you three-thousand dollars, but I'll do this; 

they need help down at the assisted living center. 

You get that job, stop loafing around here like a princess... 

and I will match what you earn, penny for penny.

[Maggie stares at her, shocked]: ... You would do that? [Ella nods] Why?

[Ella Hirsch, sighs]: Because I'm your Grandmother.

*****

SHREK 2 [2004]

Once Upon Another Time...

The kingdom of FAR FAR Away, Donkey? 
That's where we're going! 
FAR! FAR!... away.

[Shrek]

How many cats can wear boots? Honestly?...

[Shrek]

Oh, Shrek. Don't worry. 
Things just seem bad because it's dark and rainy 
and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you. 

[Donkey] 

I'm a stallion, baby!

[Donkey]

[looks over her bookshelf] 

 Let's see... 
P-p-p-p-p, Princess. 
Cinderella... Handsome prince, lived happily ever after... oh, no ogres! 
Sleeping Beauty... handsome prince, no ogres. 
Thumbelina, no! 
Hansel and Gretel, no! 
The Golden Bird, the Little Mermaid, Pretty Woman... no, no, no, no, NO! 
You see, ogres don't live happily ever after.

[Fairy Godmother]

[Princess Fiona]: You know, you are acting like a... a...

[Shrek]: Go on, say it. 

[Princess Fiona]: Like an ogre!

[Shrek]: Well, whether your parents like it or not, I am an ogre! 
And guess what, princess? That's not about to change. 

[Princess Fiona]: I've made changes for you, Shrek. Think about that.

[Shrek]: Donkey, think of the saddest thing that's ever happened to you.

[Donkey]: Oh, man! Where do I begin? 
First there was the time the farmer traded me for some magic beans. 
I ain't never gotten over that. 
Then this fool went off and had a party, and they all starting trying to pin a tail on me. 
Then they all got drunk, and started hitting me with sticks, yelling 'Piñata! Piñata!' 
What the hell is a piñata, anyway?

[Donkey]: What about my Miranda rights? 
You're supposed to say, 'You have the right to remain silent.' 
Nobody said I have the right to remain silent!

[Shrek]: Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent. 
What you lack is the capacity.

[Donkey, after drinking a beauty potion]: I don't FEEL any different. Do I look any different? 

[Puss-in-Boots]: You still look like an ass to me!

[Princess Fiona]: They just want to give us their blessing.

[Shrek]: Oh, great! Now I need their blessing? 

[Princess Fiona]: Well, if you want to be part of this family, yes.

[Shrek]: Who said I want to be part of this family?

[Princess Fiona]: Uh... you did? When you married me?

[King]: Who on earth are they?

[Queen]: I think that's our little girl! 

[King]: That's not little - that's a really big problem!

[Queen]: Well, he's no Prince Charming, but they do look...

[Shrek]: Happy now? We came, we saw them. Now let's go before they light the torches!

[Princess Fiona]: Hey, they're my parents!

[Shrek]: Hello, they locked you in a tower!

[Princess Fiona]: Hey, that was for my own... 

[King]: Good! Now here's our chance. Let's go back inside and pretend we're not home.

[Queen]: Harold! We have to be...

[Shrek]: Quick, while they're not looking, we'll make a run for it!

[Princess Fiona]: Shrek! Stop it! Everything is going to be... 

[King]: A disaster! There's no way...

[Princess Fiona]: You can do this. 

[Shrek]: But I really...

[King]: Really... 

[Queen]: Really...

[Shrek]: Don't... 

[Princess Fiona]: Want...

[Queen]: To... 

[Shrek]: Be...

[King]: He-ere.

[Queen]: So, Fiona. Tell us about where you live. 

[Princess Fiona]: Well, Shrek owns his own land. Right, honey?

[Shrek]: Yes. It's in an... enchanted forest, abundant in squirrels, and cute little duckies...

[Donkey]: What? I know you ain't talking about the swamp. 

[Shrek]: Donkey...

[King]: An ogre from a swamp. How original. 

[Queen]: I guess that will be a fine place to raise the children.

[both Shrek and the King choke; Shrek coughs up his spoon] 

[Shrek]: It's a little early to be thinking about that, isn't it?

[King]: Indeed! I had just started eating.

[King]: So I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would be...

[Shrek]: Ogres! Yes! 

[Queen]: Not that there's anything wrong with that. Right, Harold?

[King]: Oh, no, no. Of course not! That's assuming you don't eat your own young.

[Princess Fiona]: Dad!

[Shrek]: Oh, no, we usually prefer the ones who have been locked away in a tower.

[Princess Fiona]: Shrek, please!

[King]: I only did that because I love her! 

[Shrek]: Oh, yeah! Daycare or dragon-guarded castle!

[King]: Darling? 
Ah, I thought I might find you here - how about a nice hot cup of tea before the ball...

[Princess Fiona]: I'm not going. 

[King]: B-b-but the whole kingdom's turned out to celebrate your marriage!

[Princess Fiona]: There's just one problem - that's not my husband. I mean, look at him!

[they both watch Charming, showing off in front of everyone]

[King]: Yes, he is a bit different, but people do change for the ones they love - 
you'd be surprised how much I changed for your mother...

[Princess Fiona]: CHANGE? He's completely lost his mind! 

[King]: Darling, why not come down to the ball and give him another chance - 
I mean, you might find you like this new Shrek...

[Princess Fiona]: But it's the OLD one I fell in love with, Dad - 
I'd give anything to have him back... 

[King]: I'm sorry, Lillian. I just wish I could be the man you deserve.

[Queen]: You are more that man now than you ever were, warts and all.

[Shrek]: Quick tell a lie! 

[Pinocchio]: What should I say?

[Donkey]: Say something crazy... like you're wearing ladies underwear. 

[Pinocchio]: Um, ok. I'm wearing ladies underwear. [silence]

[Shrek]: Are you? 

[Pinocchio]: I most certainly am not. [nose extends]

[Donkey]: It looks like you most certainly am are. 

[Pinocchio]: I am not. [nose extends]

[Puss-in-Boots]: What Kind?

[Gingerbread man]: IT'S A THONG!

[Fairy Godmother]: Your fallen tears have called to me / So here comes my sweet remedy / 
I know what every princess needs / For her to live life happily / 
With... just a wave of my magic wand / Your troubles will soon be gone / 
With a flick of the wrist in just a flash / You land a prince with a ton of cash / 
A high priced dress made by mice no less / Some crystal glass pumps and almost dressed / 
Worries will vanish your soul will cleanse / Confide in your very own furniture friends / 
We'll help you set a new fashion trend / I'll make you fancy, I'll make you great / 
The kind of gal a prince would date / They'll write your name on the bathroom wall...

 [Bookcase]: For happy ever after, give Fiona a call! 

[Fairy Godmother]: A sporty carriage to ride in style / A sexy man-boy chauffer Kyle / 
Vanish your blemishes, tooth decay / Celulite thighs will fade away / 
And oh, what the hey? / Have a Bichon Frise / 
Nip and tuck here and there / To land that prince with the perfect hair / 
Lipstick liners, shadow blush / To get that prince with a sexy tush / 
Lucky day, hunk buffet / For the lipstick a roll in the hay / 
You can spoon on the moon / With the prince to this tune / 
Don't be drab, you'll be fab / Your prince will have rock-hard abs / 
Cheese souflee Valentine's Day? / Have some chicken fricassee...

[Prince Charming]: Once upon a time, in a kingdom far, far away, 
the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl, 
and throughout the land everyone was happy, 
until the sun went down, 
and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. 
Desperate, they sought the help of a fairy godmother, 
who had them lock the young princess away in a tower, 
there to await the kiss of the handsome Prince Charming. 
It was he who would chance the perilous journey through blistering cold and scorching desert, traveling for many days and nights, 
risking life and limb to reach the dragon's keep, 
for he was the bravest, and most handsome in all the land, 
and it was destiny that his kiss would break the dreaded curse. 
He alone would climb to the highest room of the tallest tower to enter the princess's chambers, 
cross the room to her sleeping silhouette, pull back the gossamer curtains to find her [gasp] 

[Wolf]: What?

[Prince Charming]: Princess... Fiona?

[Wolf]: NO!

[Prince Charming]: Oh, thank heavens! Where is she? 

[Wolf]: She's on her honeymoon.

[Prince Charming]: Honeymoon? With whom? 

[Princess Fiona]: Is that glitter on your lips?

[Prince Charming]: Mmm, cherry flavored. Want a taste? 

*****

SHREK [2001]

The Prince Isn't Charming
The Princess Isn't Sleeping
The Sidekick Isn't Helping
The Ogre Is The Hero 
Fairy Tales Will Never Be The Same Again

Donkey, two things okay? Shut... up!

[Shrek]

I live in a swamp! 
I put up signs! 
I'm a terrifying ogre! 
What do I have to do to get a little privacy? 

[Shrek]

Wow, that was really scary. 
And if you don't mind me saying, 
if that don't work your breath will certainly get the job done, 
cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something cause your breath STINKS!

[Donkey]

Never fear! Where there's a will, there's a way. And I have a way.

[Donkey]

All right, nobody move! 
I've got a dragon and I'm not afraid to use it! 
I'm a donkey on the edge!

[Donkey]

Now really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, 
but showing up uninvited to a wedding?

[Lord Farquaad]

[Magic Mirror]: So, just sit back and relax, my Lord, 
because I'm about to give you today's three eligible bachelorettes.

[the mirror shows images of Cinderella]  
Our first bachelorette is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. 
She likes sushi and hot-tubbing any time. 
Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. 
Let's hear it for Cinderella!

[changes to images of Snow White] 
Bachelorette number two is a cape-wearing girl from the Land of Fantasy. 
Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy. 
Just kiss her frozen, dead lips and find out what a live wire she is. 
Give it up for Snow White!

[changes to Princess Fiona] 
And last but not least is a fiery redhead who lives in a dragon-guarded castle 
surrounded by a boiling lake of lava! 
But don't let that cool you off. 
She's a loaded pistol who likes piñacoladas and getting caught in the rain. 
Yours for the rescuing: Princess Fiona! 
So, who will it be? 
Bachelorette #1? Bechelorette #2? Or Bachelorette #3? 

[Lord Farquaad]: Uhhh, Number 3!

[Magic Mirror]: Lord Farquaad, you have chosen... Princess Fiona.

The winner of this tournament - 
no, no, the privilege - 
will have the honour of rescuing the beautiful Princess Fiona from the fiery pit of that dragon! 
Should the winner fail to return, the runner-up shall take his place, 
and so on and so forth... 
Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.

[Lord Farquaad, to his knights]

[Captain of Guards, as Donkey flies through the air on pixie dust]: He can talk! 

[Donkey]: That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying talking donkey! 
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, 
but I bet you ain't never seen a donkeyfly! Ha, ha! 
[pixie dust wears off] Uh-oh!

[Pinocchio]: I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy! [nose grows]

[Captain of Guards]: Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.

[Shrek]: WHY are you following me?

[Donkey]: Oh, I'll tell you why 
[starts to sing] 'Cause I'm all alone / There's no one here beside me 
/ My problems have all gone / There's no one to deride me! 
/ But ya gotta have friends... 

[Shrek]: STOP SINGING! Well, it's no wonder you don't have any friends!

[Donkey]: Wow! Only a TRUE friend would be that truly honest! 

[Donkey]: Whoa. Look at that. Who'd wanna live in a place like that?

[Shrek]: That would be my home. 

[Donkey]: Oh and it is LOVELY. 
You know, you're really quite a decorator. 
It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. 
I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder.

[eyeing the "KEEP OUT" signs surrounding Shrek's home] 

[Donkey]: You, uh... you don't entertain much, do you?

[Shrek]: I like my privacy. 

[Donkey]: Y'know, me too. That's another thing we have in common. 
I hate it when you've got someone in your face, 
you try to give someone a hint and they won't leave, 
and then there's that big awkward silence...  
[big awkward silence ensues] ...Can I stay with you?

[Shrek]: What? 

[Donkey]: Can I stay with you? Please?

[Shrek]: Of course! 

[Donkey]: Really?

[Shrek]: NO! 

[Donkey]: Please! 
I don't wanna go back there, you don't know what it's like to be treated as a freak!... 
Well, maybe you do... but that's why we gotta stick together! 
You gotta let me stay!

[Shrek]: I already told you, didn't I? 
You're not coming home with me! 
I live alone! MY swamp! ME! Nobody else, understand? NOBODY! 
Especially useless, pathetic, annoying, talking donkeys!

[Donkey]: But... I thought... 

[Shrek]: Yeah, well, you know what? You thought wrong.

[Donkey]: Hey, what's your problem, Shrek, 
what you got against the whole world anyway, huh? 

[Shrek]: Look, I'm not the one with the problem, okay? 
It's the world that seems to have a problem with ME! 
People take one look at me and go "Aargh! Help! Run! A big stupid ugly ogre!" 
They judge me before they even know me - 
that's why I'm better off alone...

[Donkey]: You know, Shrek... 
when we first met, I didn't think you were a big, stupid, ugly ogre. 

[Shrek]: Yeah, I know.

[Donkey]: Okay, let me get this straight: 
you gonna go fight a dragon and rescue a princess 
just so Farquaad'll give you back your swamp, 
which you only don't have 'cause he filled it full of freaks in the first place. 
Is that about right? 

[Shrek]: You know what? Maybe there's a good reason donkeys shouldn't talk.

[Shrek]: For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think. 

[Donkey]: Example?

[Shrek]: Example... uh... ogres are like onions! 

[Donkey]: They stink?

[Shrek]: Yes... No! 

[Donkey]: Oh, they make you cry?

[Shrek]: No!

[Donkey]: Oh, you leave 'em out in the sun, they get all brown, 
start sproutin' little white hairs...

[Shrek, peels an onion]: NO! Layers. 
Onions have layers. 
Ogres have layers. 
Onions have layers. 
You get it? 
We both have layers. 

[Donkey]: Oh, you both have LAYERS. Oh. 
You know, not everybody like onions. 
What about cake? 
Everybody loves cake!

[Shrek]: I don't care what everyone else likes! Ogres are not like cakes. 

[Donkey]: You know what ELSE everybody likes? 
Parfaits! 
Have you ever met a person, you say, 'Let's get some parfait,' 
they say, 'Hell no, I don't like no parfait'? 
Parfaits are delicious!

[Shrek]: NO! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! 
Ogres are like onions! 
End of story! 
Bye-bye! 
See ya later. 

[Donkey]: Parfait's gotta be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet!

[Donkey]: Shrek, remember when you said that ogres have layers? 

[Shrek]: Oh, aye?

[Donkey]: Well, I have a bit of a confession to make: donkeys don't have layers. 
We wear our fear right there on our sleeves. 

[Shrek]: Wait a second, donkeys don't have sleeves!

[Donkey]: You know what I mean. 

[Shrek]: Oh, you can't tell me you're afraid of heights?

[Donkey]: No, I'm just uncomfortable about being on a rickety bridge 
over a boiling lake of lava! 

[Donkey]: So where is this fire-breathin' pain in the neck, anyway?

[Shrek]: In the tower, waiting for us to rescue her. 

[Shrek]: I was talkin' about the dragon, Shrek.

[Shrek]: Go over there and see if you can find any stairs.

[Donkey]: Stairs? I thought we was lookin' for the Princess.

[Shrek]: The Princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower. 

[Donkey]: How do you know that?

[Shrek]: I read it in a book once.

[Donkey]: Cool! You handle the dragon, I'll handle the stairs!

[Dragon looms above Donkey]

Oh, what large teeth you have!

[Dragon roars] 

I mean, white sparkly teeth! 
I know you probably hear this all the time from your food, 
but you must bleach or something 'cause that's one dazzling smile you got there! 
And do I detect a hint of minty freshness? 
And you know something, you're...

[the Dragon looks closer and Donkey sees she's female]

A girl dragon... Oh, sure, I mean of COURSE you're a girl dragon! 
You're just reeking of feminine beauty and... h
ey, what's the matter with you, you got somethin' in your eye?

[Dragon blows out a heart-shaped cloud of smoke] 

Ohh... well, you know, I gotta go. 
I'm an asthmatic, I don't hold with smoke rings and stuff. 
SHREK!

[Dragon picks Donkey up and carries him away]

[Donkey]

[Donkey]: Hi, Princess! 

[Princess Fiona]: It talks!

[Shrek]: Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick! 

[Princess Fiona, after Shrek and Donkey rescue her]: The battle is won. 
You may remove your helmet, good Sir Knight.

[Shrek]: Uh, no... 

[Princess Fiona]: Why not?

[Shrek]: I... have helmet hair. 

[Princess Fiona]: Please. I would'st look upon the face of my rescuer.

[Shrek]: Oh, no, you wouldn't... tst. 

[Princess Fiona]: But... how will you kiss me?

[Shrek, bangs his head]: What? That wasn't in the job description! 

[Donkey]: Maybe it's a perk!

[Princess Fiona]: No, it's destiny! 
You must know how it goes! 
The Knight rescues the Princess, and then they share true love's first kiss... 

[Donkey]: With Shrek? 
Whoa, whoa, whoa... you think, you think that Shrek is your true love?

[Princess Fiona]: Well, yes! 

[Shrek and Donkey look at each other and burst into laughter]

[Princess Fiona]: What is so funny?

[Shrek]: Let's just say, I'm not your type, all right? 

[Princess Fiona]: You're an ogre...

[Shrek]: Oh, you were expecting Prince Charming? 

[Princess Fiona]: Well, yes, actually. 
Oh... this is wrong. This is all wrong! 
It's not supposed to be an ogre!

[Princess Fiona, as ogre]: Donkey, shh, shh. It's me... in this body.

[Donkey, gasps]: Oh, my God, you ate the princess!

[Donkey]: Princess?... You look... uh... different.

[Princess Fiona, as ogre]: I'm UGLY! Okay? 

[Donkey]: Yeah! What was it, something you ate? 
I told Shrek those weedrats were a bad idea!

[Princess Fiona]: No. it's... it's been this way as long as I can remember. 

[Donkey]: What d'you mean? Look, I ain't never seen you like this before!

[Princess Fiona]: It only happens when the sun goes down. 

By night one way, by day another / Thus shall be the norm 
/ Till you receive true love's kiss / then, take love's true form.

[Donkey]: Oh, that's beautiful. I didn't know you wrote poetry. 

[Princess Fiona]: It's a spell! 
When I was a little girl, a witch cast a spell on me. 
Every night I become this, this horrible ugly beast! 
I was placed in the tower to await the day when my true love would rescue me. 
That's why I have to marry Lord Farquaad before the sun sets, and he sees me... like this.

[Donkey]: All right, all right, calm down. 
It's not so bad. 
You're not that ugly... well, you are. 
I ain't gonna lie, you ARE ugly. 
But you only look like this at night, Shrek's ugly 24/7! 

[Princess Fiona]: But Donkey, I'm a princess! 
And this is not how a princess is supposed to look!

[Donkey]: How about you don't marry Farquaad? 

[Princess Fiona]: I have to. Only the true love's kiss can break the spell.

[Donkey]: Well, you're kind of an ogre. 
And you and Shrek, well, you got a lot in common. 

[Princess Fiona]: Shrek?

[Shrek]: If I treat you so badly, then why did you come back, huh?

[Donkey]: Because that's what friends do, they FORGIVE EACH OTHER! 

[Shrek]: Oh, yeah. You're right, Donkey. 
I forgive you - for stabbing me in the back!

[Donkey]: Shrek! Hold up, Shrek! You got to wait for the line!

[Shrek, about to burst into the cathedral]: What are you talking about?

[Donkey]: The line, the line you gotta wait for: 
the priest's gonna say 'Speak now or forever hold your piece', 
and you rush in and say 'I object!'

[Shrek]: I don't have time for all that!

[runs forward]

[Donkey, stops Shrek]: You love this woman, don't ya?

[Shrek]: Yes. 

[Donkey]: Do you wanna hold her?

[Shrek]: Yes! 

[Donkey]: Please her?

[Shrek]: YES! 

[Donkey]: Then ya gotta, gotta try a little TENDERNESS! 
Chicks love that romantic crap!

[Shrek]: All right, cut it out! When does this guy say the line? 

[Donkey]: ...We gotta check that out.

[Princess Fiona]: I wanted to show you before...

[turns into an ogre] 

[Shrek]: Well... er... THAT explains a lot.

[Shrek is hit by an arrow] 

[Princess Fiona]: Oh!... oh, this is all my fault...  

[Donkey]: Why, what's wrong?

[Princess Fiona]: Shrek's hurt! 

[Donkey]: Shrek's hurt? Shrek's HURT? Oh, no, Shrek's gonna die!

[Shrek]: Donkey, I'm okay! 

[Donkey]: You can't do this to me, Shrek, I'm too young for you to die! 
Keep your feet elevated! 
Turn your head and cough! 
Does anybody know the Heimlich...?

[Princess Fiona, grabs Donkey]: Donkey, calm down! 
If you want to help Shrek, go into the forest and look for a blue flower with red thorns. 

[Donkey]: Blue flower, red thorns! 
Okay, I got it! 
Blue flower, red thorns! Blue flower, red thorns! 
Don't die, Shrek, and if you see any long tunnels, stay away from the light! 

[Shrek]: DONKEY!

[Donkey]: Okay, okay. Blue flower, red thorns! Blue flower, red thorns!

[runs off] 

[Shrek]: What're the flowers for?

[Princess Fiona]: For getting rid of Donkey.

[Shrek]: Fiona? Are you all right?

[Fiona looks at herself, and sees she is still an ogre]

[Princess Fiona]: Yes. But, I don't understand. I'm supposed to be beautiful.

[Shrek]: But you are beautiful. 

[Donkey]: I was hoping this would be a happy ending...

[Shrek and Fiona kiss]

*****