THE SANTA CLAUSE 2 [2002]

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town

[Principal Carol Newman]: Well, maybe if you spent more time with your son, 

there would be fewer problems.

[Scott Calvin]: Maybe, but then I wouldn't get to spend more time with you. 

It's always such a pleasure.

[Principal Carol Newman]: Oh, a battle of wits. It's a shame that you come unarmed.

[Lucy]: Uncle Scott, are you Santa Claus? 

[Scott Calvin]: What makes you say that? 

[Lucy]: Because you have a reindeer. 

[Scott Calvin]: Lots of people have reindeer. 

[Lucy]: Name five. 

[Lucy]: Are you an elf? 

[Curtis, the Experimental Elf]: Why, no, of course not. 

[Lucy]: Then why do you have pointy ears? 

[Curtis, the Experimental Elf]: Because I didn't eat my green vegetables. 

Do you eat your green vegetables? 

[Lucy, covers her ears]: Uncle Scott! 

[Scott Calvin]: Hey Cupid, why don't you shoot me with one of your darts 

and then I'll fall in love? 

[Cupid]: First of all, they're not darts, they're arrows. Second of all, no can do. 

[Scott Calvin]: Why not? 

[Cupid]: Because they have no effect on us. 

Believe me, if they did, 

I would've shot myself in the butt, met a nice girl, left business years ago. 

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TOY STORY 2 [1999]

The Toys Are Back!

How long will it last, Woody? 

Do you really think Andy is going to take you to college, or on his honeymoon? 

Andy's growing up, and there's nothing you can do about it. 

It's your choice, Woody. 

You can go back, or you can stay with us and last forever. 

You'll be adored by children for generations.  

[Stinky Pete the Prospector]

[Stinky Pete the Prospector]: Idiots! Children destroy toys. 

You'll be ruined, forgotten, spending eternity rotting on some landfill. 

[Woody]: Well, Stinky Pete, I think it's time you learned the true meaning of playtime.

[Woody]: Look Jessie, I know you hate me for leaving, but I have to go back. 

I'm still Andy's toy. 

Well, if you knew him, you'd understand. See, Andy's..

[Jessie]: Let me guess. 

Andy's a real special kid, and to him, you're his buddy, his best friend, and when Andy plays with you it's like... even though you're not moving, you feel like you're alive, because that's how he sees you. 

[Woody]: How did you know that? 

[Jessie]: Because Emily was just the same. She was my whole world. 

Woody once risked his life to save mine, and I couldn't call myself his friend if I wasn't willing to do the same. 

Now who's with me? 

[Buzz Lightyear]

[Buzz Lightyear]: Woody, stop this nonsense and let's go. 

[Woody]: Nah, Buzz. [sighs] I can't go. 

I can't abandon these guys. They need me to get into this museum. 

Without me, they'll go back into storage. Maybe forever. 

[Buzz Lightyear]: Woody, you're not a collector's item, you're a child's plaything. 

You are a 'toy! 

[Woody]: For how much longer? 

One more rip, and Andy's done with me. 

And what do I do then, Buzz? Huh? You tell me. 

[Buzz Lightyear]: Somewhere in that pad of stuffing is a toy who taught me that life's only worth living if you're being loved by a kid. 

And I traveled all this way to rescue that toy because I believed him. 

[Woody]: I have no choice, Buzz. This is my only chance.

[Buzz Lightyear]: To do what? 

Watch kids from behind glass and never be loved again? 

Some life.

[Buzz Lightyear]: You still worried?

[Woody]: About Andy? Nah, it will be fun while it lasts. 

[Buzz Lightyear]: I'm proud of you, cowboy. 

[Woody]: Besides, when it all ends I'll have old Buzz Lightyear to keep me company 

- for infinity and beyond. 

How do you spell FBI?

[Rex]

I'm sorry, honey, but you know... toys don't last forever.

[Andy's Mom]

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TOY STORY [1995]

The Adventure Takes Off!

To infinity, and beyond! 

[Buzz] 

What chance does a toy like me have against a Buzz Lightyear action figure? 

[Woody]

Buzz, you've got wings! You glow in the dark! You talk! Your helmet does that, that... *whoosh* thing! You are a cool toy! As a matter of fact, you're "too" cool. 

[Woody]

[Buzz]: I am Buzz Lightyear; I come in peace.

[Rex, shaking Buzz's hand]: Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur!

[Woody]: All right, that's enough! Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy. 

[Buzz]: Toy?

[Woody]: T-O-Y, Toy! 

[Buzz]: Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is "Space Ranger". 

[Woody]: The word I'm searching for I can't say because there's preschool toys present.

[Buzz]: I've set my laser from stun to kill.

[Woody]: Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death. 

[Mr. Potato Head]: Hey, a laser! How come "you" don't have a laser, Woody?

[Woody]: It's not a laser! It's a... It's a little light bulb that blinks.

[Hamm]: What's with him? 

[Mr. Potato Head]: Laser envy.

[Woody]: Hey, Buzz! You're flying! 

[Buzz]: This isn't flying, this is falling with style! 

[Mr. Potato Head]: How did I get stuck with "you" as a moving buddy?

[Rex]: Everyone else was picked.

I knew you were right all along, Woody. Never doubted you for a second.

[Slinky Dog]

*****

THE SANTA CLAUSE [1994]

This Christmas, The Snow Hits The Fan

Seeing isn't believing. Believing is seeing.

[Little Elf Judy]

We're your worst nightmare. Elves with attitude.

[E.L.F.S. Leader]

[Scott Calvin]: Hey, kid, kid... who's in charge here? 

[Larry the Elf]: You are, and I'm not a kid, I have pointy SHOES that are older than you... 

I'm an elf.

[Scott Calvin]: Why not? What if don't buy any of this Santa Clause thing? 

What if I choose not to believe it? 

[Bernard]: Then there would be millions of disappointed children around the world. 

You see, children hold the spirit of Christmas within their hearts. 

You don't wanna be responsible for killing the spirit of Christmas, now would you... Santa? 

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