It's all a movie. It's all one great big movie.
Only you can pick your genre.
[Billy]
Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
[Billy]
[Phone Voice]: Do you like scary movies?
[Sydney Prescott]: What's the point? They're all the same.
Some stupid killer stalking some
big-breasted girl who can't act who is always running up the stairs
when she should be running out the front door.
It's insulting.
[Billy]: You hear that Stu? I think she wants a motive.
Well I don't really
belive in motives Sid, I mean did Norman Bates have a motive?
[Stu]: No.
[Billy]: Did we ever find out why Hannibal Lecter liked to eat people? DON'T
THINK SO.
See it's a lot scarier when there's no motive.
There's always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend.
That's the beauty of it all! Simplicity!
Besides, if it gets too
complicated, you lose your target audience.
[Randy]
If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath - would you be
standing in the horror section?
[Randy]
It's the millennium. Motives are incidental.
[Randy]
[Randy]: There are certain RULES that one must abide by in order to successfully
survive a horror movie.
For instance, number one: you can never have
sex.
BIG NO NO! BIG NO NO! Sex equals death, okay?
Number two: you can never
drink or do drugs.
The sin factor! It's a sin. It's an extension of number one.
And number
three: never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, "I'll be right
back." Because you won't be back.
[Stu]: I'm gettin' another beer, you want one?
[Randy]: Yeah, sure.
[Stu]: I'll be right back.
[Randy]: See, you push the laws and you end up dead.
Okay, I'll see you in the
kitchen with a knife.
No, please don't kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!
[Tatum]
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