A New Breed Of Secret Agent
So, what's it going to be, Triple X?
You want to get on a plane, or is 'Kiss my ass, Scarface' your final answer?
[Gibbons]
You've passed the test. The Gibbons Test.
[Gibbons]
Why is it always the assholes who pass the test?
[Gibbons]
I like anything fast enough to do something stupid in.
[Xander Cage]
My kind of people would say, 'Kiss my ass, Scarface.'
[Xander Cage]
I live for this shit.
[Xander Cage]
Let's get this straight.
You may not want me here, but I definitely
don't want to be here.
Two, I've never been under anyone's jurisdiction,
and three, if you're gonna shoot anybody, shoot the monkey that sold
you this suit.
[Xander Cage]
That's clever.
You know, you almost had me going there for a while.
I
was a bit groggy before, then I started noticing things.
Like, you got a
stockbroker over here,
all dressed up reading the Financial Times on a
Sunday morning when the market's closed.
Unlikely, but okay, I can go
with that.
I can even go with the stick-up man packing a cop-issue
Beretta.
But you want to know where you blew it?
[points at waitress]
With her.
My aunt was in the restaurant business all her life.
There's
no way in hell a career waitress comes to work in high heels.
She'd have
blisters the size of pancakes before lunch.
And if she ain't real, then
this whole thing ain't real.
That's how I knew this bozo over here
wouldn't get a shot off even if we waited till St. Patrick's Day.
[fires shotgun at wall]
Because there's nothing but blanks in these guns.
Oh, and no offense, but their performances were terrible.
[Xander Cage]
[Xander Cage]: I bet that flag is a real comfort every time you look in the mirror.
[Gibbons]: A small price I paid for putting foot to ass for my country.
[Gibbons]: I want you to meet some people and find out whatever you can about them.
[Xander Cage]: What kind of people?
[Gibbons]: Dirty. Dangerous. Tattooed. Uncivilized. Your kind of people.
[Yelena]: I've been undercover here for two years.
[Xander Cage]: Two years? What was your plan? To let them die of old age?
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