Escape Or Die Frying
Now let that be a lesson for the lot of ya - no chicken escapes from Tweedy's farm!
[Mr. Tweedy]
[Ginger]: You know what the problem is?
The fences aren't just round the farm.
They're up here, in your heads.
There's a better place out there,
somewhere beyond that hill, and it has wide open places, and lots of
trees... and grass.
Can you imagine that? Cool, green grass.
[Hen]: Who feeds us?
[Ginger]: We feed ourselves.
[Hen]: Where's the farm?
[Ginger]: There is no farm.
[Babs]: Then, where does the farmer live?
[Ginger]: There is no farmer, Babs.
[Babs]: Is he on holiday?
[Ginger]: He isn't anywhere! Don't you get it?
There's no morning head count, no farmers, no dogs and coops and keys, and no fences.
[Bunty]: In all my life, I've never heard such a fantastic load of tripe.
Oh,
face the facts, ducks.
The chances of us getting out of here are a
million to one.
[Ginger]: Then there's still a chance.
Now, the most important thing is, we have to work as a team,
which means: you do everything I tell you.
which means: you do everything I tell you.
[Rocky]
[Rocky]: Wait a minute. Let me get this straight.
You wanna get every chicken in this place out of here 'at the same time'?
[Ginger]: Of course.
[Rocky]: You're certifiable! You can't pull off a stunt like that. That's suicide.
[Ginger]: Where there's a will, there's a way.
[Rocky]: Couldn't agree more. And I 'will' be leaving 'that' way.
[Rocky]: Listen. Shh. You hear that? [silence] That's the open road calling my name, and I was born to answer that call. Bye. [he leaves]
[Babs]: He must have very good hearing.
[Nick]: The exits are located here and here.
In the quite likely event of an emergency, put your head between your knees...
[Fetcher]: and kiss your bum goodbye!
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