She Was Having A Perfectly Bad Day...
Then He Came Along And Spoiled It
Let's do this right.
Let me freshen up so I'll feel a little more like a
woman and less like a dead mommy.
[Melanie Parker]
If I ever act interested in another man again, would you please shoot
me?
[Melanie Parker]
Love your guy like a little boy and he'll grow into a man.
[Jack Taylor]
You are like Roy Scheider at the end of Jaws,
the moment I open the mouth you are gonna drop a bomb.
the moment I open the mouth you are gonna drop a bomb.
[Jack Taylor]
That's one of the advantages of being an adult.
You get to act like a
kid anytime you feel like it.
[Jack Taylor]
[Melanie Parker]: Your Peter Pan complex is so 90s.
[Jack Taylor]: What Peter Pan complex?
[Melanie Parker]: The one you're so proud of.
[Jack Taylor]: Do you have any friends?
[Melanie Parker]: I don't have time for friends.
[Jack Taylor]: That's because of your Captain Hook complex.
[Melanie Parker]: You're the most important thing in the world.
[Sammy Parker]: No, I'm not. Your job is.
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